Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Potty Phone

When did it become acceptable to talk on the phone in a public bathroom? As far as I know, it is still taboo to have a conversation with anyone when conducting business and it is certainly not cool to strike up a conversation with a stranger, so how on earth could it be acceptable to have an open telephone conversation…in a bathroom? We don’t even let boys in there! Are conversations really that important that you can’t wait just a few minutes? Do you really dislike your phone friend so much that you are willing to risk them suffering through the sewer symphonies with you? Do you know that we can hear your entire conversation? Do you know that I now hate you and am fuming in the next stall...dangerous.

I put up with your annoying phone conversation in the dressing room, checkout line, tiny elevator, library, restaurant, airplane, grocery store, bank, concert, movie, bus (ok I don’t ride the bus, but if I did it would be really annoying), but can you please respect the sacredness of the ladies restroom?

It’s time to make a choice – pee or phone. I promise the acoustics are horrible and next time I’m not holding anything in!

2 comments:

Melinda said...

I'm really sorry!!! But I was talking to the Prime Minister and you know how he can be. Next time I will make sure you aren't in there. (HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!)

Brooke said...

AMEN!!! I have a firm rule about talking on cell phones while in the bathroom. It just shouldn't be done! I don't do it and I HATE to be on the other end when people are doing it!!! There are just some things that you shouldn't multi task!!!