Friday, September 24, 2010

Dear...

Building 2 neighbors,

To whoever let their dog poo on our pretty welcome mat,

1) Your dog appears to be rather ill.
2) You owe us a new welcome mat from Crate and Barrel.

Thank you,
The girls in 226

2 comments:

Abinadi said...

Ew.

Seriously, it is time to think about retaliation. I'll be by to help make the plans. This time they have gone too far!

Tom said...

I second Abinadi's comment. The revenge needs to be subtle, but not too subtle. Like burning up their welcome mats. Yes, now that's just subtle enough.